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Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

God is really creative, i mean...just look at me.

May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.

When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

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